Saturday, September 5, 2009

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW VIRUS: HUNRUS

PEOPLE! BEWARE OF THE NEW VIRUS AFFECTING THE TPCO POPULATION!
BELOW IS AN ARTICLE I HAVE FOUND ONLINE ABOUT THE VIRUS, HUNRUS!

[pauL²ine]-[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] says:
 im very hungry now
 why am i always hungry?


=Þ Scientist says:
 out of 5 tpcoians..
 it was discovered that 4 of them always feel hungry
 when further analysis was carried out
 it was discovered that studio 10 has this particular virus
 scientists named it the HUNRUS
 which is commonly known as the hungry virus
 80% of the pple are found to be vunerable towards such virus
 common syptoms include being hungry in the morning, hungry in the afternoon, hungry at night, and hungry during midnight
 the infected always carry out activities which are related to FOOD/EAT/DINE/MAKAN
 their itinerary will always include a LONG dining session
 and I suspect that YOU ARE INFECTED 


[pauL²ine]-[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] says:
 oh no
 no wonder!
 is there a cure for it?
 OMG


=Þ Scientist says:
 right now.. scientists have not found any cure for this virus
 BUT
 FRET NOT!
 there's a solution which I have just came up with!
 =D
 that is.. surrender ALL your food/ money to ME
 i shall keep them and you won't ave the ability to buy any food
 next is to tie urself to a chair
 so that u won't find any food their this crucial period
 YOU have to fight this ugly virus!
 YOU must have the will


[pauL²ine]-[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅] says:
 *cringe in fear*
**Note: Conversation has been modified to conceal the Scientist's real identity.

IF YOU BELONG TO TPCO OR HAVE BEEN TO STUDIO 10 WITHIN THE PAST 2 WEEKS, PLEASE QUARANTINE YOURSELF AND SURRENDER ALL YOUR MONEY TO ME.

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